radbun:

radbun:

is there anyone in the west virginia area that would be willing to take in a young LGBT kid getting away from an abusive home for a few days while the legal shit gets worked out

please i really really really need help even if its just a signal boost this is me fucking begging ple ase

posted 54 minutes ago with 39,162 notes
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lydiamahrtn:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

youre-so-basic-it-hurts:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies

the fuck

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you gotta be kidding me

posted 54 minutes ago with 279,728 notes
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mochisprite:

charlesoberonn:

01101111-01101111-01100100:

sanjista:

bbanditt:

chongthenomad:

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

it must be a shiny

posted 55 minutes ago with 297,973 notes
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Amy Pond Appreciation Week
Day 7: Free Choice

Amy + color

(Source: roseaandthedoctor)

posted 1 hour ago with 89 notes
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garfinski:

Orson, do me a favour, take my advice.
When you get home, stay away from time travel.

It runs in the f a m i l y .

posted 1 hour ago with 1,215 notes
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67-kaz2y5:

I could be a billionaire and I’d still illegally download music  

posted 1 hour ago with 298,239 notes
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scottreacher:

failedhellos:

mysteampunkheart:

lam681:

winmu:

scullylovesqueequeg:

tamtoee:

yeahmicah:

thegirlinthesea:

spookydatrump:

note-inthepages:

Accurate post is accurate.

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

Lame

For those in retail.

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).
Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid ****.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

That last bit of commentary though.

Well then…

(Source: 9gag)

posted 1 hour ago with 295,410 notes
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finnxodairr:

do you ever wonder how people even find your blog

(Source: gingerbanshee)

posted 1 hour ago with 411,296 notes
via:doctormuggle   source:gingerbanshee

intractably:

Kindness.

It doesn’t cost a damn thing. 

Sprinkle that shit everywhere.

posted 1 hour ago with 97,426 notes
via:brahladawgski   source:intractably

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

posted 1 hour ago with 389,624 notes
via:springtime-for-hitler-n-germany   source:two4fit

pizzaforpresident:

lms if you cried

posted 1 hour ago with 85,743 notes
via:casxiel   source:rhyse

kaynanarie:

buckybernes:

amortizing:

me: “sleeps for 5 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for 17 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for a month” tired
me: “sleeps for a year” still tired

me: “sleeps for 70 years” I am Captain America

I’d probably still be tired then

posted 1 hour ago with 30,612 notes
via:brahladawgski   source:amortizing

so what are you up to today, working? whatever that means.

(Source: patheticjunkies)

posted 1 hour ago with 175,370 notes
via:brahladawgski   source:patheticjunkies

rosetyler-in-the-impala:

magnhild-and-pancakes:

goodolmoon:

rider-waite:

aconnormanning:

thecutestofthecute:

Please watch this video of a corgi on carousel and never be sad again.

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT VIDEO

the world is a beautiful place after all

meatball

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE SEND THIS TO MONTY OUM

tagging thefrogman till he sees

(Source: youtube.com)

posted 1 hour ago with 31,678 notes
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